Worst names for metal bands
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Posted by Kennoth, 22.05.2010 - 00:19
So, got any similar ones to share? Remember, we're talking about lame, stupid names, not how good or bad their music is.
| Kratos Posts: 156  |
Aborted Hitler Cock Found this one on The Metal Archives, who thinks that this would be a good band name? Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis This one just made me lol 
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| vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493  |
Written by Kratos on 17.07.2010 at 22:33 The Metal Archives pic on that band is creepy. Also, there's apparently a band called "Jesus Anal Penetration".
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| DoommooD Posts: 29  |
Aborted hitler cock? that is goofy and lame! thats almost as bad as kix. remember them? :/
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| Fat & Sassy! Elite Posts: 3857  |
Written by DoommooD on 23.07.2010 at 08:38 Blow My Fuse? D:
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| vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493 |
Written by neo_torment on 24.07.2010 at 15:30 You've got guts... then again, maybe not.
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| Kennoth Posts: 2502  |
Written by vezzy on 24.07.2010 at 15:32 He actually has a point. The name in fact is very lame, it's just that we all got so accustomed to it.
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| vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493 |
Written by Kennoth on 24.07.2010 at 15:58 That is true.
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| RavenKing Posts: 1941  |
First time I heard the name Anaal Nathrakh, I thought it was some kind of ass disease.
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| DoommooD Posts: 29 |
Holy fuck. ya metallica sucked from 91 to 2003. but what the fuck? the name metallica is one of the top 10 greatest metal band names ever in history. IN HISTORY! holy shit! 
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| DoommooD Posts: 29 |
Written by RavenKing on 25.07.2010 at 00:32yep, that name is kinda assy disease sounding. 
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| Daniell _爱情_ Elite Posts: 6061  |
Written by Kratos on 17.07.2010 at 22:33 While this is possibly one of the most idiotic names that can be given to anything, two of their song titles and song lengths made me laugh: 6. Phallic Bludgeoning (Extended Version) 01:11 7. Phallic Bludgeoning (Abridged Version) 00:07
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| DoommooD Posts: 29 |
Written by Daniell on 25.07.2010 at 17:39I agree. the band name and song titles are retarded.
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Written by Daniell on 25.07.2010 at 17:39 ...just totally lolz
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| Boxcar Willy yr a kook Posts: 8987  |
Adolf Satan, found that cruisin around wikipedia. how do you pronoucne anaal nathrakh
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| Boxcar Willy yr a kook Posts: 8987 |
Oh i can't forget this " Mega Apociliptile Destruction " was my band name for a music presentation at school
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| vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493 |
Written by Boxcar Willy on 25.07.2010 at 22:36 From what I know, it's pronounced Uh-nahl Nath-rack. I pronounce it Nath-rak though (without the "ae" sound).
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Written by Kratos on 17.07.2010 at 22:33 
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Written by vezzy on 25.07.2010 at 22:39 oohh thanks 
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| Kratos Posts: 156 |
Written by Daniell on 25.07.2010 at 17:39 Thats some good stuff right there!
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| Sangre Sani Posts: 366  |
"Prong" is the lamest. I don't know why, but this word makes me laugh so hard.
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| vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493 |
Written by Sangre Sani on 31.07.2010 at 18:52 Progressive metal meets Pong. The name isn't exactly great, but the music's good.
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| Kennoth Posts: 2502 |
There happens to be a thrash/speed band called Lich King, and I've yet to conclude if this is either awesome, or cheesy as hell; probably something in the middle, but leaning towards the latter.
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| vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493 |
Written by Kennoth on 01.08.2010 at 01:54 I know a guy who's a total WoW maniac and likes the band. I haven't listened to them myself though.
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| RavenKing Posts: 1941 |
Manowar. Lame name for a lame band. Cheesy as fuck.
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Cattle Decapitation, Cock and Ball Torture, Prostitute Disfigurement, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, The Tide That Turns The Christians Souls Into Dust And Summons Satan To His Infernal Palace, 666 Lacerations to the Sternum Lord Fuck Bestial Warlust What the fuck were these people thinking?
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| vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493 |
Written by RavenKing on 01.08.2010 at 22:28 Quite so.
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