Written by whatsacow on 02.08.2010 at 02:59

Bestial Warlust

Quite like Bestial Warlust. Incredibly primal sounding name.

Necrodeath

Satanic Warmaster... the dude's pseudonym is also lame as hell. Satanic Tyrant Werwolf. See also: trying too hard.

My favourites are...
Gay Galaxies
Odins Sperm Bank
I think they've made one song each Gay Galaxies - The Adventures of Space Man Jim, Odins Sperm Bank - The Decoration of a Christmas Tree
Wooopsidoo!!

3D House of Beef

The best ones

Orgasm Death Gimmicks
Half Man,Half Biscuit

And in my country theres a band called
Palm minute

There's a Nazi black metal band called Jewicide. Jewicide. Now that is just cheesy.

Written by YonTroper on 10.08.2010 at 08:46

There's a Nazi black metal band called Jewicide. Jewicide. Now that is just cheesy.

Awww...

And I thought I made up that term. =(

Lame names. Let me venture a guess that 99% of names of brutal death metal and grindcore bands are extremely lame, apart from, of course, being utterly disgusting. Random picks:
Torsofuck, Among the Decayed, Blasted Pancreas, Bowels Out, Brutal Disfigurement, Cadaveric Stench.
Why would someone enjoy being called Torsofuck is utterly beyond my comprehension.
Apart from (most of the time) extremely bad and pointless music, names and imagery are almost as strong a factor that makes me shun this shit as best I can.

^ So true, so true...

I find Metallica is lame band name by its meaning. At first, when I knew them I thought it means like the "Metal crew" or the Metal people, but then I read in my local magazines (correct me if that magazine explains wrong), it says Metallica is "very metal" that drives me feel trend fashionable about them.

Written by FOOCK Nam on 10.08.2010 at 19:17

I find Metallica is lame band name by its meaning. At first, when I knew them I thought it means like the "Metal crew" or the Metal people, but then I read in my local magazines (correct me if that magazine explains wrong), it says Metallica is "very metal" that drives me feel trend fashionable about them.

Apart from the fact that they stole this name, it's a made-up word, that has no specific meaning apart from looking and sounding like metal. So, on the scale of lameness, this name is really _good_.

Written by Daniell on 10.08.2010 at 12:49

Lame names. Let me venture a guess that 99% of names of brutal death metal and grindcore bands are extremely lame, apart from, of course, being utterly disgusting. Random picks:
Torsofuck, Among the Decayed, Blasted Pancreas, Bowels Out, Brutal Disfigurement, Cadaveric Stench.
Why would someone enjoy being called Torsofuck is utterly beyond my comprehension.
Apart from (most of the time) extremely bad and pointless music, names and imagery are almost as strong a factor that makes me shun this shit as best I can.

Mostly because the music is generally themed in gore/horror themes. Doesn't mean it can't be fun, brutal or enjoyable. Check out Gorerotted's Mutilated in Minutes and Only Tools and Corpses for an example.

Written by vezzy on 10.08.2010 at 21:34

Mostly because the music is generally themed in gore/horror themes. Doesn't mean it can't be fun, brutal or enjoyable. Check out Gorerotted's Mutilated in Minutes and Only Tools and Corpses for an example.

Gorerotted "Zombie Graveyard Bonanza":
The Casket lid ripped open
A festering, rotten corpse
The stench of putrefaction
Just makes me thirst for more

Gorerotted "Only Tools and Corpses":
Laying their cold organs on my skin
Fingering the holes where I pushed steel rods in
Stroking the liver kidneys and heart
Human dissection is a game an art

Quote:

fun, brutal or enjoyable

Really, give me a break. If anyone finds this fun or enjoyable, they need to see a doctor, fast.

I mean the music. Not the goddamn lyrics.
Although if you're trying to look in that direction, try Wormed.

Nasum: Well it's a "normal" name, music is terrible tho.
Cephalic Carnage: Bloodbath to the head? Oh, terrible.
Agoraphobic Nosebleed: Now that's hilarious. When ever you step out of your little closet, it's nosebleed time!
Flagitious Idiosyncrasy In The Dilapidation: ... the what?


Overall: Boring, boring, acceptable, boring.

Written by vezzy on 10.08.2010 at 22:25

I mean the music. Not the goddamn lyrics.

The album cover, song titles - it's enough. I will fucking never hear 2 seconds of that shit.
No matter how brilliant the music may be, I don't give a flying fuck. The band scares me off with their imagery.

Written by Daniell on 10.08.2010 at 22:51

Written by vezzy on 10.08.2010 at 22:25

I mean the music. Not the goddamn lyrics.

The album cover, song titles - it's enough. I will fucking never hear 2 seconds of that shit.
No matter how brilliant the music may be, I don't give a flying fuck. The band scares me off with their imagery.

Okay then, start getting brave. =P

@daniell_p: if you mean those lyric of gore band that who enjoy should go to the doctor, I can understand or at least feel why , simply it is somewhat crazy. But I think I can feel the way of the gore composers, they try to make gore crazy maninac stuff, both intentional serious but has element of fun. I find it both funny and serious if maybe they intend it. Though in the end on the behalf of listener, I (even should) find it just ridiculous.

Written by YonTroper on 10.08.2010 at 08:46

There's a Nazi black metal band called Jewicide. Jewicide. Now that is just cheesy.

Not only one, but there are 2 bands with the same name.

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Not only one, but there are 2 bands with the same name.

Oh, lord...

I presume both of them are NSBM?

Written by RobotPolarBear on 11.08.2010 at 02:02

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Not only one, but there are 2 bands with the same name.

Oh, lord...

I presume both of them are NSBM?

Yes, one from US and the other one is french.

Agoraphobic Nosebleed is a very stupid name.

Xa xa xa, nosebleed, Goblin Cock is lame but also funny name for band ^^

Fairyland

I had to laugh when I read their profile and they said they thought of a few and decided on the best one

Pussyvibes.

Thats just awful.

Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2010 at 14:10

Pussyvibes.

Thats just awful.

same like anal cunt , trooly hate those 2 band names

Written by Bad English on 19.08.2010 at 14:52

Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2010 at 14:10

Pussyvibes.

Thats just awful.

same like anal cunt , trooly hate those 2 band names

lol yeah anal cunt is pretty bad too

Written by YoreLore on 19.08.2010 at 00:14

Fairyland

I had to laugh when I read their profile and they said they thought of a few and decided on the best one

agreed that the name is super lame, but they play good Euro Power Metal though
if you are into that sort of style

Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2010 at 14:54

Written by Bad English on 19.08.2010 at 14:52

Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2010 at 14:10

Pussyvibes.

Thats just awful.

same like anal cunt , trooly hate those 2 band names

lol yeah anal cunt is pretty bad too

Same like music what thay play
there also suvj like blooooooooghaaaakkakakkaa such type band names whats lame, but most idiotic n lamest band names have all core bands

Well, the name suits their music though

(most of the bands in the genre have lame names anyway)