That's So Metal...
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Posted by Bitter Dawn, 16.09.2007 - 00:44
This isn't intended as a "more holier/metal than thou", although it may seem that way, but more of a story and experiance comparison or sharing.
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- The first concert I attended when I was sixteen was the original Black Sabbath line-up.
- Having seen Slayer only twice, the second time I got kicked in the head.. by a crowd surfer.
- Wore a chainmail shirt, leather pant's and New Rock's to a Dimmu show, and had bloody elbow's by the time the show was over.
- Skinned/de-meated a pig head while listening to Mayhem album's "Wolf's Lair Abyss" and "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" .... cutting the underside of the neck muscle, which was attached to the tongue, was particularily "brutal". Story behind that is, one of the bartender's at my job mentioned he was getting his pigs taken to the butchers, so I asked for one of the head's because I wanted the skull for my wife.
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10084  |
Written by Warman on 28.06.2008 at 21:33 did he answer the phone with something like (deep viking growl) "YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS??"  damn that guy has a badass growling voice.
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| Warman Erotic Stains Posts: 7695  |
Written by Valentin B on 15.07.2008 at 15:59 He answered like "Johan" with a pretty deep harsh voice, too bad he didn't growl it though. 
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| Lucas Mr. Noise Elite Posts: 13427  |
I live in a town called "Grave". 'Nuff said.
---- SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what?  "The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18276  |
I have a kitty with genetic corpsepaint... Beat that bitches: 
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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| Dagorwen Posts: 291  |
Well, any panda has.... ^^ (Kung Fu Panda is metal, because it's a panda, and pandas are metal!)
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18276 |
Written by Dagorwen on 24.07.2008 at 15:34 Every panda has... that's why their to common to be as br00tal as my kitty.. and you don't have them as a pet...   
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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| Dagorwen Posts: 291 |
maybe some have pandas as pets ^^ and that would be very brOOtal ! And for metal pets: my parents owned a french bouledogue which really look like a bat, all black, ugly with exactly a bat face, as this is a D year for dogs, I hesitated between Dracul, Draco, Dimmu (because in the street it's too long to shout "Dimmu Borgir come back imediately, you little bastard")or Doom. We first chose Draco, but my parents get upset when they knew "Drac" means devil, so now it's "Doom" (or Dumm, for the German)
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421  |
Written by Dagorwen on 24.07.2008 at 15:55 ROFL what about lucifer and call him Lucy in short  then you can shout :"Lucy come back imediately, you little bastard"or what about Ahriman, it's persian and somehow means Devil in Zarathustraism. and you can call Ahri in short!! or what about Inferno, and you can call Ferno in short!! BUT, i myself didn't give any of these names to my parrot caz he is (was  ) t000000 beatifull to be called by any of these devilish names...
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Dagorwen Posts: 291 |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 24.07.2008 at 18:23 The thing is that it's a D year for naming the dogs, with that system you can know how old a dog is, it's easier for the vet and otherwise the choice is too huge, it helps to have some restrictions
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| Oracle Orcinus Posts: 1425  |
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| Necrogeddon Born Too Late Posts: 730  |
i bought an akercocke tee shirt from the gig and it says blasting for satan since 1997 on the back...thats pretty awesome IMO, it basicall tells people i 'blast' (people who dont actually know what it means by blasting can come to their own conclusions about that) for satan since i was 5 years old
---- 'I wish you all had one neck and that I had my hands on it.'
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
Written by Dagorwen on 25.07.2008 at 11:49 oh, got it, sorry i didn't know about that D-year!!!  so all my previous suggestions are worthless... but i've got more suggestions for you:  doj dad dojam dojvand deje delavar dalir divsar i'll tell you the meanings if you are interested!!!
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Zomvik_1511 Posts: 823  |
I got beaten by cops at a Divine Empire concert. I was 15 years old and they hit me with: the back of the shotgun right behind my knees and told me to run (talk about that) I got electrocuted 4 times in my neck, got pepper sprayed in the mouth, got hit with an iron bar on the chest right above my tits and got punched, not slapped, puched in the face. All of this and I still had to endure the moshpit that opened right where I was standing. Yes, I bled like a motherfucker, yes I crawled like a worm, yes I cried like a newborn. However, I managed to literally fistfuck two guys that tried to hit me at the moshpit, out of just pure anger. That was Metal. I survived a piece of shit of concert, the cops, a moshpit and not paying with money, just blood, my fucking blood. And at another concert, some dude landed with his knee on my thigh crusting the keys and my driver's license inside the flesh, mind you, I was extremely drunk, felt pain but not that much, and had no sense of possible consequences, I followed the guy and kicked him twice in the nuts and the asshole and walked away. The guy was 6'5 and built to kill, he grabbed me by the arm, all I thought was... stick my tongue out laugh and run. Dude, I made the biggest moshpit/fight I´ve ever seen in that place, all my friends came to aid me and the friends of my friends, and so on... they almost stopped the show. Me? bleeding through a fake pussy on my thigh... barfing behind a tree. That was Metal AND stupid. I usually don't drink at concerts cuz I have to drive back home... but shit, I got wasted beyond normal senses and did stupid crap that stupid metalheads do.
---- "Unexploited potencial is nothing, absolutely nothing" [Perverse Suffering - Carved from the inside out] [One person can change the World with a bullet in the right place]
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
you're at a party and the host is proud of preparing different kinds of meat, there's even a complete grilled lamb (which i desired to kiss  if it was alive ) on the table and you openlly declare that you are vegetarian and ... i know at the first look it seems to be on the wrong thread and that it should be on "that's so NOT metal" or maybe even irraelative to both!!! but you have to be on the situation to understand what i say, that was truely SO METAL... 
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Oracle Orcinus Posts: 1425 |
Rainbow Bikini is sooooo totally metal  lol nah its not really but purple and black knee high socks are
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| Torelli Posts: 1280  |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 09.08.2008 at 21:54 I can imagine what kind of looks you got! I'm been in a simular situation, at a binge drinking party, I decleared that I don't drink alcohol. If looks could kill...
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
Written by Torelli on 10.08.2008 at 13:22 EXACTLY...and sometimes when those looks are followed by semi-advices and persuasion-attempts, you just wanna smash your head against the wall... 
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Torelli Posts: 1280 |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 11.08.2008 at 21:20 haha, yeah. People seem to be against being healthy nowdays. But I don't get why it should be such a big deal if you skip meat or alcohol, as they are perfectly find with you as long as you don't reveal your eatin/drinking habit....
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| Torelli Posts: 1280 |
Written by Guest on 13.08.2008 at 01:04 Good choice! Perhaps I should have made my self clear, I don't care what people eat, drink or use, as long as they can handle it. The only thing I wish for is that peeple accept that I skip alcohol without trying to convince me to "change" 24/7...
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| Hamird Lieutenant Posts: 2564  |
Written by Oracle on 10.08.2008 at 12:29 Rainbow bikini maybe is not metal, but it can turn on any metal dude..But purple-black knee high socks reminds me Avril Lavigne and not metal 
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| Oracle Orcinus Posts: 1425 |
Written by Hamird on 13.08.2008 at 22:19 haha no but my knee high socks are metal in my case because i wear them properly not Avril Lavigne style lol.
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| Piro Posts: 301  |
Well, once this vegetarian girl I know was trying to convert me, and describing exactly how that tasty Kielbasa was made. When she was done with all the gory rants about it, my friend and I just said, with big smiles on our faces, "That is so FUCKING METAL!!". She just turned her head in disgust and walked away, but it was too funny.
---- <Philosophy>Insert Intelligent Sounding yet meaningless Philosophical Quote Here</Philosophy>
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| +{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955  |
Written by Hamird on 13.08.2008 at 22:19 I thought exactly the same stuff as you buddy and completely agree in both.
---- "Nobody wants to be the weird kid, you just end up being the weird kid. You don't know how you ended up getting there" - Rob Zombie http://jonas-bs.deviantart.com My dA, mainly photography, go check it out!
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| Oracle Orcinus Posts: 1425 |
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 14.08.2008 at 06:14 Oi but like i said before i dont wear my socks like Avril Lavigne. i dont look like punk whatever when i wear them. i wear them wayyyyy differently to what they do  besides i was joking about both those things being metal but i do own both rainbow bikini and purple and black knee high socks. The one thing i think is so totally Metal are Banana Stickers. They are just the most Metal thing thats ever  
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| Dangerboner Lactation Cnslt Posts: 7262  |
One day I was with two Pakistani bitches watching janitor porn at home and then we talked about disliking staplers...HAIL SATAN
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| Piro Posts: 301 |
Banana stickers are totally the most brutal thing to ever embrace the planet. No shit.
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