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That's So Metal...



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Posted by Bitter Dawn, 16.09.2007 - 00:44
Alright, I suppose this thread idea came from watching too much Metalocalypse, and how thing's can be "so metal", ie: when Pickles is in the Finntroll grocery store and is talking to the clerk about cooking lobster.
This isn't intended as a "more holier/metal than thou", although it may seem that way, but more of a story and experiance comparison or sharing.

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- The first concert I attended when I was sixteen was the original Black Sabbath line-up.
- Having seen Slayer only twice, the second time I got kicked in the head.. by a crowd surfer.
- Wore a chainmail shirt, leather pant's and New Rock's to a Dimmu show, and had bloody elbow's by the time the show was over.
- Skinned/de-meated a pig head while listening to Mayhem album's "Wolf's Lair Abyss" and "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" .... cutting the underside of the neck muscle, which was attached to the tongue, was particularily "brutal". Story behind that is, one of the bartender's at my job mentioned he was getting his pigs taken to the butchers, so I asked for one of the head's because I wanted the skull for my wife.
22.11.2009 - 01:53
thesabbathfan
I made myself a giant-ass tankard out of wood and carved Mjollnir (Thor's Hammer) into it!!!
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22.11.2009 - 16:37
MétalNoir
Fils du Lys
Written by Bitter Dawn on 16.09.2007 at 22:05

lol. The reason why I got the pig head for her is because she use to collect the bone's of small animal's that she found in the forest (one day she stumbled upon a predator's stash of bone's) and she often looks on eBay for the bone's and skull's of animal's. Some of the small animal and rodent bone's that she had she used for art project's, and I figured she could paint the pig skull and make it look really cool.. there is also a way to use a dremel tool to make really awsome carving's in skull's - which was showed to us by the guy who is teaching my wife how to tattoo, whom happens to have some human skull's at his house and at his tattoo shop... although it's not really relavent, but he also has two original paintings by John Wayne Gacy.

Your wife is SO metal!

My most metal moments? When I had a chummy handshake (you know, like you were arm wrestling)with Mauricio Iacono (from Kataklysm) while he was shrieking and I was headbanging on the stage between him and J-F, whose wet hair was whipping me cause he was windmilling... SO metal. Or when I fought with a gothic girl for Silenoz's guitar pick after he threw it in the crowd at a Dimmu show and she was screaming "Fuck you, man, fuck yooou!" he he, in your face, bitch... Or when a drunk girl invited me to dance in a party and my answer was a headbang and devil's horn she was like ò_Ô. Oh and when I went to the church wearing my inverted cross necklace and was dreaming of burning the priest alive
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28.11.2009 - 09:44
tulkas
el parcero
I almost got an overdose because of pills for the cold, haha. I was really bad last saturday so I popped more than I should've and I was like a zombie I'm still sick, though.
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29.11.2009 - 00:36
nana.MD
Star-Queen
Nose bleeding caused by a released fire extinguisher into the audience during slayer's "raining blood" performance
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29.11.2009 - 00:58
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by MétalNoir on 22.11.2009 at 16:37

Or when I fought with a gothic girl for Silenoz's guitar pick after he threw it in the crowd at a Dimmu show and she was screaming "Fuck you, man, fuck yooou!" he he, in your face, bitch...

Yeah, that sounds so metal to me, you fought a girl... heroic.


I don't do anything metal... but I am SO metal.
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30.11.2009 - 20:30
MétalNoir
Fils du Lys
Written by Ragana on 29.11.2009 at 00:58

Written by MétalNoir on 22.11.2009 at 16:37

Or when I fought with a gothic girl for Silenoz's guitar pick after he threw it in the crowd at a Dimmu show and she was screaming "Fuck you, man, fuck yooou!" he he, in your face, bitch...

Yeah, that sounds so metal to me, you fought a girl... heroic.


I don't do anything metal... but I am SO metal.

We weren't exactly fighting... We saw the pick at the same time and both dove on it, but I put my foot on it and she pushed me, so I fell on the floor, but my foot was still on the pick, so I reached for it and ran away while she was getting hysteric behind me. She was much more violent than I, actually. And I don't see why a guy shouldn't punch a girl when she's a crazy bitch who screams and tries to tear you face with her nails.
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30.11.2009 - 20:52
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by MétalNoir on 30.11.2009 at 20:30

Written by Ragana on 29.11.2009 at 00:58

Written by MétalNoir on 22.11.2009 at 16:37

Or when I fought with a gothic girl for Silenoz's guitar pick after he threw it in the crowd at a Dimmu show and she was screaming "Fuck you, man, fuck yooou!" he he, in your face, bitch...

Yeah, that sounds so metal to me, you fought a girl... heroic.


I don't do anything metal... but I am SO metal.

We weren't exactly fighting... We saw the pick at the same time and both dove on it, but I put my foot on it and she pushed me, so I fell on the floor, but my foot was still on the pick, so I reached for it and ran away while she was getting hysteric behind me. She was much more violent than I, actually. And I don't see why a guy shouldn't punch a girl when she's a crazy bitch who screams and tries to tear you face with her nails.

You see, that's just not cool.
Of course, being scratched is not very cool either...
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30.11.2009 - 21:02
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
One of my metal moments is headbanging and hitting my head on the wall!!
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30.11.2009 - 22:47
Culty
Well i mean... i guess i'm metal also... cause i hit my head all the time while headbanging .
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01.12.2009 - 23:03
Don Martin
le fu-
Carved the Slayer logo in my History workbook with a kitchen knife, then dropped a red ink-cap all over it.
It looks pretty metal
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01.12.2009 - 23:19
Angel Of Mercy
Headbanging at a practice and knocking both the mic stand and the chrash over.
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02.12.2009 - 00:45
Kap'N Korrupt
Account deleted
There was this one thing on this program called 1000 Ways To Die where these two guys were headbanging on this one guys bed and the window was open and he headbanged himself out of the open window and killed himself...then his friend, in the heat of the moment, did the same thing...
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02.12.2009 - 20:11
MétalNoir
Fils du Lys
Written by Guest on 02.12.2009 at 00:45

There was this one thing on this program called 1000 Ways To Die where these two guys were headbanging on this one guys bed and the window was open and he headbanged himself out of the open window and killed himself...then his friend, in the heat of the moment, did the same thing...

LOLLLLLLLLL That's SO pathetic... and metal
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02.12.2009 - 20:24
AiwiAstwihad
AiryanaKhvarenah
Written by MétalNoir on 02.12.2009 at 20:11

Written by Guest on 02.12.2009 at 00:45

There was this one thing on this program called 1000 Ways To Die where these two guys were headbanging on this one guys bed and the window was open and he headbanged himself out of the open window and killed himself...then his friend, in the heat of the moment, did the same thing...

LOLLLLLLLLL That's SO pathetic... and metal

It would be more metal if you hang yourself and headbang while you swing at the end of the rope...Could be called HangBanging. lol
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03.12.2009 - 17:52
Badengerns
As
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04.12.2009 - 17:36
Yesterday a local TV channel was broadcasting a live interview with some people, me and my friend were passing in front of the camera and I showed my fuck finger to the camera and said "suck it just like you should" . but the sad thing is that they don't know English
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04.12.2009 - 20:50
SerratedSyringe
Written by Guest on 02.12.2009 at 00:45

There was this one thing on this program called 1000 Ways To Die where these two guys were headbanging on this one guys bed and the window was open and he headbanged himself out of the open window and killed himself...then his friend, in the heat of the moment, did the same thing...


Yeah...I saw that one.
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05.12.2009 - 02:14
Kap'N Korrupt
Account deleted
Written by Badengerns on 03.12.2009 at 17:52

As

...as something that you think is really metal therefore you would post it in here...simple as that :
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06.12.2009 - 06:54
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat
Written by Ragana on 30.11.2009 at 20:52

Of course, being scratched is not very cool either...


That depends on the context
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07.12.2009 - 05:10
SerratedSyringe
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 06.12.2009 at 06:54

Written by Ragana on 30.11.2009 at 20:52

Of course, being scratched is not very cool either...


That depends on the context


I would have to agree...but that smiley face...that damn smiley face is going to give me nightmares!
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08.12.2009 - 17:52
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Ragana on 30.11.2009 at 20:52

Written by MétalNoir on 30.11.2009 at 20:30

We weren't exactly fighting... We saw the pick at the same time and both dove on it, but I put my foot on it and she pushed me, so I fell on the floor, but my foot was still on the pick, so I reached for it and ran away while she was getting hysteric behind me. She was much more violent than I, actually. And I don't see why a guy shouldn't punch a girl when she's a crazy bitch who screams and tries to tear you face with her nails.

You see, that's just not cool.
Of course, being scratched is not very cool either...


Meh.. I don't know, I would punch anyone who is scratching my face. Female and male are exactly the same to me even in this kind of context . Then again, the first thing I would do is to stop her/his hands, but if she/he just continues THEN she/he will get the punch.
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Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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09.12.2009 - 21:52
MétalNoir
Fils du Lys
Written by X-Ray Rod on 08.12.2009 at 17:52

Written by Ragana on 30.11.2009 at 20:52

Written by MétalNoir on 30.11.2009 at 20:30

We weren't exactly fighting... We saw the pick at the same time and both dove on it, but I put my foot on it and she pushed me, so I fell on the floor, but my foot was still on the pick, so I reached for it and ran away while she was getting hysteric behind me. She was much more violent than I, actually. And I don't see why a guy shouldn't punch a girl when she's a crazy bitch who screams and tries to tear you face with her nails.

You see, that's just not cool.
Of course, being scratched is not very cool either...


Meh.. I don't know, I would punch anyone who is scratching my face. Female and male are exactly the same to me even in this kind of context . Then again, the first thing I would do is to stop her/his hands, but if she/he just continues THEN she/he will get the punch.

There, thank you! My point is, some girls think they can do anything just because guys aren't "supposed" to hit them, but sometimes they deserve it, so why be macho and deny them what they're craving for? And yeah, I think it's SO metal to fight with a goth girl for Silenoz's guitar pick
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12.12.2009 - 16:19
danova
One of my metal moments is headbanging and hitting my head on the wall!!
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18.12.2009 - 04:34
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat
HAveng sex listenng to Atrocity - Atlantis,and having a brutal orgasm in the scream of the song "Clash of the Titans".
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18.12.2009 - 16:56
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 18.12.2009 at 04:34

HAveng sex listenng to Atrocity - Atlantis,and having a brutal orgasm in the scream of the song "Clash of the Titans".


Yey... Thanks for the mental image! :
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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23.02.2010 - 22:12
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Written by Zomvik_1511 on 28.07.2008 at 08:32

I got beaten by cops at a Divine Empire concert. I was 15 years old and they hit me with: the back of the shotgun right behind my knees and told me to run (talk about that) I got electrocuted 4 times in my neck, got pepper sprayed in the mouth, got hit with an iron bar on the chest right above my tits and got punched, not slapped, puched in the face.
All of this and I still had to endure the moshpit that opened right where I was standing.
Yes, I bled like a motherfucker, yes I crawled like a worm, yes I cried like a newborn. However, I managed to literally fistfuck two guys that tried to hit me at the moshpit, out of just pure anger.
That was Metal. I survived a piece of shit of concert, the cops, a moshpit and not paying with money, just blood, my fucking blood.

And at another concert, some dude landed with his knee on my thigh crusting the keys and my driver's license inside the flesh, mind you, I was extremely drunk, felt pain but not that much, and had no sense of possible consequences, I followed the guy and kicked him twice in the nuts and the asshole and walked away. The guy was 6'5 and built to kill, he grabbed me by the arm, all I thought was... stick my tongue out laugh and run. Dude, I made the biggest moshpit/fight I´ve ever seen in that place, all my friends came to aid me and the friends of my friends, and so on... they almost stopped the show. Me? bleeding through a fake pussy on my thigh... barfing behind a tree.
That was Metal AND stupid. I usually don't drink at concerts cuz I have to drive back home... but shit, I got wasted beyond normal senses and did stupid crap that stupid metalheads do.


LOL, thats fucking crazy, dont think i have ever seen a chick in a pit here.
Anyway does playing in a metal band count as " Thats so metal" ??
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24.02.2010 - 18:25
JÄY
Metal slave
Dying from hypothermia whilst crossing the frozen, open plains and forests of Norway is pretty metal
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25.02.2010 - 12:36
Charly546
UNO

http://www.metalsetlists.com/showpost.php?p=251329&postcount=8
http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/02/22/rose-funeral-the-uno-incident/
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01.03.2010 - 04:07
whatsacow
At my bands first gig, our amp fell off the stack, landed on the lead singer and broke his lankle. He played on for the rest of the gig, which was like a 45 minutes. It was awesome.
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01.03.2010 - 04:56
SerratedSyringe
I just made a 50 pound battle hammer.
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