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...you have an imaginary friend named Eddie.

This was the BEST reason I 've ever read on this topic! :lol::lol::lol:

Written by Hrothdane on 20.09.2008 at 03:44

Written by MadGatsu on 19.09.2008 at 11:05

Written by Hrothdane on 19.09.2008 at 05:21

...you make up stories using metal album/song titles when you are bored.

...you get a muscle spasm in your neck from headbanging.

...you call in requests for gore metal on easy listening radio stations.

...easy listening isn't easy for you to listen to.

...you know nothing about European geography but you can point out the exact position of Gothenburg on a globe. Blindfolded. With exact latitude and longitude.

...you always turn to face Gothenburg when you pray to whichever dark gods you worship.

Ahahaha nice ones

PS: Great Avatar Gatsu rules.

Hehe thanks, its my favorite graphic novel/manga.

Oh, and heres some more "You know you are a metalhead when..."

...you insist on calling puppet masters masters of puppets.

...you don't own any non-band shirts.

...you have an imaginary friend named Eddie.

...when faced with any type of decision, you always pick the choice that is the most "metal."

...you randomly and uncontrollably do high-pitched screams and death growls.

...you can spend an entire week listening to every metal song you own back to back without repeats.

...you hate some subgenre of metal.

...you are aware metal has subgenres.

...you can play air guitar and get all the notes right.

...you can name all the different types of headbanging.

...you lament that you don't have enough money to afford chainmail and a sword.

...you have a metal plate in your head.

...you finished reading this list.

haha, well done.

I finished reading the list
I'm so metul.

.Its all about the love for the metal. Look is not everything. If metallicas load album would have sounded and shredded like puppets, then no one would have cared that they looked all sudo goth and proper.

You know you're a metal head when you start going broke but have endless piles of concert tickets and cd's.

You know you are a metalhead when you see a guy with long hair and get excited...

you know you're a metalhead when you jump down non metalhead's throats for gettin their shit wrong.

you know your a metalhead when you can't even fathom why people don't like death growls.

you know your a metalhead when a black shirt catches your eye and you think,"what band is that?"

when you can list all genres of metal without stopping

when you categorize memories around concerts or buying an album

you know your a metalhead when your completely awesome

You know you're a metalhead when you drench your spanish omelette with habanero hot sauce at 11 in the morning and say "mmm like a breath of fresh air".

Written by Visioneerie on 05.10.2008 at 07:25

You know you're a metalhead when you drench your spanish omelette with habanero hot sauce at 11 in the morning and say "mmm like a breath of fresh air".

I wouldn't say metalhead as much as masochist...

Written by Introspekrieg on 05.10.2008 at 00:22

You know you are a metalhead when you see a guy with long hair and get excited...

hahahaha...specially when they are extremely rare in your area...
EDIT: what about when you read a post from a long haired guy? lol

Written by -DC-002- on 05.10.2008 at 02:04

you know your a metalhead when you can't even fathom why people don't like death growls.

because they lack the discrimination required to see the beauty in GROWLS

Written by LeChron James on 05.10.2008 at 00:45

you know you're a metalhead when you jump down non metalhead's throats for gettin their shit wrong.

Or other metalheads for doing the same, in my experience.

Written by Sunioj on 05.10.2008 at 21:52

Written by LeChron James on 05.10.2008 at 00:45

you know you're a metalhead when you jump down non metalhead's throats for gettin their shit wrong.

Or other metalheads for doing the same, in my experience.

yeah, the door swings both ways i guess.

Written by LeChron James on 06.10.2008 at 00:11

Written by Sunioj on 05.10.2008 at 21:52

Written by LeChron James on 05.10.2008 at 00:45

you know you're a metalhead when you jump down non metalhead's throats for gettin their shit wrong.

Or other metalheads for doing the same, in my experience.

yeah, the door swings both ways i guess.

Yeah that happens a lot in the MS forums here too...it leads to a lot of shit disturbances...

Written by Hrothdane on 19.09.2008 at 05:21

...you get a muscle spasm in your neck from headbanging.
...easy listening isn't easy for you to listen to.
...you insist on calling puppet masters masters of puppets.
...you have an imaginary friend named Eddie.
...when faced with any type of decision, you always pick the choice that is the most "metal."
...you randomly and uncontrollably do high-pitched screams and death growls.
...you can spend an entire week listening to every metal song you own back to back without repeats.
...you hate some subgenre of metal.
...you are aware metal has subgenres.
...you can name all the different types of headbanging.
...you have a metal plate in your head.

...nice!!! those sound really familiar to me
...if i wasn't an MD i would own only band shirts...

Written by Guest on 06.10.2008 at 01:46

Written by LeChron James on 06.10.2008 at 00:11

Written by Sunioj on 05.10.2008 at 21:52

Written by LeChron James on 05.10.2008 at 00:45

you know you're a metalhead when you jump down non metalhead's throats for gettin their shit wrong.

Or other metalheads for doing the same, in my experience.

yeah, the door swings both ways i guess.

Yeah that happens a lot in the MS forums here too...it leads to a lot of shit disturbances...

yeah, its annoying as fuck. some of the stuff people argue about makes me think "...really? are you REALLY arguing about that"

Written by nana.MD on 06.10.2008 at 07:41

Written by Hrothdane on 19.09.2008 at 05:21

...you get a muscle spasm in your neck from headbanging.
...easy listening isn't easy for you to listen to.
...you insist on calling puppet masters masters of puppets.
...you have an imaginary friend named Eddie.
...when faced with any type of decision, you always pick the choice that is the most "metal."
...you randomly and uncontrollably do high-pitched screams and death growls.
...you can spend an entire week listening to every metal song you own back to back without repeats.
...you hate some subgenre of metal.
...you are aware metal has subgenres.
...you can name all the different types of headbanging.
...you have a metal plate in your head.

...nice!!! those sound really familiar to me
...if i wasn't an MD i would own only band shirts...

haha. thinking about it. I don't think I own a shirt that isn't band related.

1. you're in highschool at Maths class, the teacher starts the subject of series and comes to "Taylor series", you think of Corey Taylor and find yourself humming Slipknot's Discography the rest of the class.

2. some years later you're in University at Image Processing class, the Professor names "Huffman Encoding" and the pronounciation pops up Deicide's Hoffman brothers to your mind and the same story as highschool repeats but after the class you get disappointed for that "U" vs. "O" by checking the spelling.

Written by AiwiAstwihad on 06.10.2008 at 21:57

1. you're in highschool at Maths class, the teacher starts the subject of series and comes to "Taylor series", you think of Corey Taylor and find yourself humming Slipknot's Discography the rest of the class.

2. some years later you're in University at Image Processing class, the Professor names "Huffman Encoding" and the pronounciation pops up Deicide's Hoffman brothers to your mind and the same story as highschool repeats but after the class you get disappointed for that "U" vs. "O" by checking the spelling.

And then you get an F because you weren't paying attention to what your teacher and professor was saying and drop out and form a metal band

Written by Guest on 07.10.2008 at 05:10

Written by AiwiAstwihad on 06.10.2008 at 21:57

1. you're in highschool at Maths class, the teacher starts the subject of series and comes to "Taylor series", you think of Corey Taylor and find yourself humming Slipknot's Discography the rest of the class.

2. some years later you're in University at Image Processing class, the Professor names "Huffman Encoding" and the pronounciation pops up Deicide's Hoffman brothers to your mind and the same story as highschool repeats but after the class you get disappointed for that "U" vs. "O" by checking the spelling.

And then you get an F because you weren't paying attention to what your teacher and professor was saying and drop out and form a metal band

hahahaha yeah after being kicked out you can form an EMO band to cry how cruel the education system is and how they don't appreciate your genius and how you hate the world to the extreme and if you die it's their fault and...

Written by -DC-002- on 06.10.2008 at 11:56

Written by nana.MD on 06.10.2008 at 07:41

Written by Hrothdane on 19.09.2008 at 05:21

...you get a muscle spasm in your neck from headbanging.
...easy listening isn't easy for you to listen to.
...you insist on calling puppet masters masters of puppets.
...you have an imaginary friend named Eddie.
...when faced with any type of decision, you always pick the choice that is the most "metal."
...you randomly and uncontrollably do high-pitched screams and death growls.
...you can spend an entire week listening to every metal song you own back to back without repeats.
...you hate some subgenre of metal.
...you are aware metal has subgenres.
...you can name all the different types of headbanging.
...you have a metal plate in your head.

...nice!!! those sound really familiar to me
...if i wasn't an MD i would own only band shirts...

haha. thinking about it. I don't think I own a shirt that isn't band related.

...lol wish i could say that too!! hmm...well i will maybe someday...when i retire, i'll become the metalhead grandma

fuck it maaaan!!
what iis metal clothing!? to be a metalhead:
metal shoul be your blood
you shoul breath metal
so, what know...?
are you a metal head??????

...when you can remember the correct pronunciation of a English word that you need to use remembering a verse from a metal band. No matter their origin.

...when you piss sparks and shit razor blades.

...when you have bad hygiene
...when you'd rather play WoW than go meet real people in a club
...when you think a bunch of dudes sweating on each other in a mosh pit doesn't sound homo
...when you know every obscure metal bands that produced 10 copies print of demos and think that makes you a reference
...when you wear ugly clothes/accessories for the sake of looking metal
...when you dislike everything related to pop !
...when you wear a metalstorm shirt!!!!!
...when you think Angela Gossow is feminine
...when you wage war against the armies of christ
...VVHEN YOV VVRITE IN A KVLT MANNER
...when you whine about an horror movie because it didn't show enough gore
...when you hit on every female you meet on the internet like you just met Aphrodite, even if she's fugly

I could come up with a few others given time!

Written by Guest on 21.10.2008 at 20:15

...when you have bad hygiene
...when you'd rather play WoW than go meet real people in a club
...when you wear ugly clothes/accessories for the sake of looking metal
...when you hit on every female you meet on the internet like you just met Aphrodite, even if she's fugly

I think those might just pertain too you. I shower everyday, I don't even play WoW, and I have my standard when it comes to women. I'm pretty sure your in the minority on those things... sorry to take it too seriously.
Also, what could you wear that's ugly that has to do with metal? besides blood

Written by -DC-002- on 24.10.2008 at 03:43

I think those might just pertain too you.

Of course not, I'm not a metalhead.

Written by -DC-002- on 24.10.2008 at 03:43
I shower everyday, I don't even play WoW, and I have my standard when it comes to women.

Good for you!

Written by -DC-002- on 24.10.2008 at 03:43
Also, what could you wear that's ugly that has to do with metal? besides blood

Oh I don't know .... stuff like this ?

Well, I don't go to concerts, don't dress with chains nor spikes, but i consider myself metaller, simply because i LOVE metal, have an hair wich is not long, bu its not as short as the average, and yeah, i'm crazy like hell!!!

And, yeah, i read the list.... :X

You know you're a metalhead when you get angry because someone claiming to love metal pronounces a metal band name in the wrong way.

And hey, you know you're a metalhead when you know you love Metal more than your girlfriend!

Well, when I read the Metal Hammer on the metro the surrounding people probably think, that I'm forced to do it, because I write some sort of work about it. And when I appear on a metal-concert in jeans and a poloshirt I kind of feel the strange looks. And when I go to courses on the next day in my new acquired metal-shirt people get confused...

But I love metal - can't live without it!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah when you are in a car with a date and you bang your head as soon as a metal song come up on the radio X))