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Posted by The Alchemist, 13.10.2006 - 23:38
Well, lately I've been thinking about what does you make you a metalhead.
Listening to the music? going to concerts? dressing metal clothes? some attitude?

I don't know if I can consider myself a metalhead because I do listen to a lot of bands of different genres: Gothic, Folk, Power, Symphonic, Industrial, Atmospheric, Doom, Black, Progressive and Gothenburg. But, I don't dress metal clothes, I listen to many other kinds of music, I've never been in a metal concert... So, just being a metal expert makes you a metalhead?
What do you think?
11.07.2009 - 17:48
ironfiststew
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You know you're a metalhead when you've worn combat boots to a job interview. business casual, bitches!
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25.07.2009 - 23:52
Saitenhexerin
You know you're a metalhead if you start drawing band logos all over your lab-gloves and write metal lyrics on your lab coat! (I work in a lab currently lol)
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- Defendress of the Faith.
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26.07.2009 - 01:57
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
...when you bring headphones with you while taking a shit
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26.07.2009 - 01:59
routa
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Written by Dangerboner on 26.07.2009 at 01:57

...when you bring headphones with you while taking a shit


Ah, the luxuries of wireless tech.
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26.07.2009 - 19:31
Saitenhexerin
Written by Dangerboner on 26.07.2009 at 01:57

...when you bring headphones with you while taking a shit

You also start headbanging then?

And you are a metalhead when you wake up on the morning of a concert and the first thing you scream at your mother:
"We'll take their fucking heads!"
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26.07.2009 - 20:55
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
No, I usually start hardcore dancing like a gay person, but then I have to clean up if ya know what I mean :/
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26.07.2009 - 21:46
Ag Fox
Angel No More
Elite
Written by Saitenhexerin on 25.07.2009 at 23:52

You know you're a metalhead if you start drawing band logos all over your lab-gloves and write metal lyrics on your lab coat! (I work in a lab currently lol)
cool. which lab and on what are you working on?
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11.08.2009 - 19:57
Razorback
I think there is no some specific rules,you are metal head when you live metal,just feel into it and appreciate your music,if metal makes you feel better and complete,you feel connection deep inside you are metal head.
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14.08.2009 - 07:38
wormdrink414
Elite
Fuck FiberOne, you are a metalhead when you rely on "emo" for your daily fiber intake.
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30.09.2009 - 03:19
flickaa
You're a metalhead when you dechristianized somebody =D hahha or when you blast metal music in front of mormons =D ( no offense people).
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30.09.2009 - 04:36
SerratedSyringe
Written by Guest on 11.07.2009 at 17:48

You know you're a metalhead when you've worn combat boots to a job interview. business casual, bitches!


Ha ha, my boss doesn't let me where my combat boots to work (I work at Quiznos) because they scuff up the floor.
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30.09.2009 - 04:42
SerratedSyringe
You might be a metal head if small children look at you and start crying (this has happened to me a few times).
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30.09.2009 - 18:28
flickaa
Written by SerratedSyringe on 30.09.2009 at 04:42

You might be a metal head if small children look at you and start crying (this has happened to me a few times).



reminds me... one time before a show ....... I went to the store and I had these awesome boots I used to wear... and some little girl was like " WOW SHE IS SUPER WOW" thats a future metalhead lol
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30.09.2009 - 18:35
Haddonfield
Chucky's Bride
Written by Saitenhexerin on 25.07.2009 at 23:52

You know you're a metalhead if you start drawing band logos all over your lab-gloves and write metal lyrics on your lab coat! (I work in a lab currently lol)


This has brought back some memories, I remember my lab coat back in chemistry class in high school was just full of writing, band logos, lyrics, a giant yellow smiley on the back and my beloved Peace Fuck and Love logo on the front. Good times.

Written by flickaa on 30.09.2009 at 03:19

You're a metalhead when you dechristianized somebody =D hahha or when you blast metal music in front of mormons =D ( no offense people).


Can't imagine there would be many mormons here to offend.
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30.09.2009 - 18:53
Derwood
Written by flickaa on 30.09.2009 at 03:19

You're a metalhead when you dechristianized somebody =D hahha or when you blast metal music in front of mormons =D ( no offense people).


I'm an ex-Mormon, and I approve.
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30.09.2009 - 19:06
flickaa
=D
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30.09.2009 - 19:14
Angel Of Mercy
When your hair is longer than your girlfriends.
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30.09.2009 - 22:00
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
That means you as a hip-hopper should never date with Asajj Ventress
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02.10.2009 - 05:23
SerratedSyringe
Written by flickaa on 30.09.2009 at 18:28

Written by SerratedSyringe on 30.09.2009 at 04:42

You might be a metal head if small children look at you and start crying (this has happened to me a few times).



reminds me... one time before a show ....... I went to the store and I had these awesome boots I used to wear... and some little girl was like " WOW SHE IS SUPER WOW" thats a future metalhead lol


lol Kids look at my boots and go "Hey are you an army man?" or they just start crying.
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02.10.2009 - 07:03
His Eminence
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Written by SerratedSyringe on 02.10.2009 at 05:23

lol Kids look at my boots and go "Hey are you an army man?" or they just start crying.


What about when they see your wrist spikes and chains?
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02.10.2009 - 07:07
flickaa
Lol they think they're going to die XD
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02.10.2009 - 21:01
SerratedSyringe
Written by Guest on 02.10.2009 at 07:03

Written by SerratedSyringe on 02.10.2009 at 05:23

lol Kids look at my boots and go "Hey are you an army man?" or they just start crying.


What about when they see your wrist spikes and chains?


Those help too.
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02.10.2009 - 22:58
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
You have to work with children since early age...then they are not affraid

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03.10.2009 - 01:32
Symmachus
Written by Ellrohir on 02.10.2009 at 22:58

You have to work with children since early age...then they are not affraid




That is an awesome picture.
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03.10.2009 - 11:30
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
It is czech bm band Trollech
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03.10.2009 - 17:37
flickaa
Written by Ellrohir on 03.10.2009 at 11:30

It is czech bm band Trollech


you recornize your own breed of people XD hahahaha
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03.10.2009 - 18:00
FOOCK Nam
Good to know that about Czech.
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03.10.2009 - 20:45
Warman
Erotic Stains
Written by Biedrik on 09.07.2009 at 05:03

You know you're a metalhead if you headbang while you have sex.

And of course, you've got metal playing on your stereo while you're having sex, right?

Mikael Åkerfeldt of Opeth once did that, a great song came on and he just couldn't resist a different kind of banging at the moment. I think he got dumped after that... I know I have the article somewhere in my room.
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04.10.2009 - 10:08
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Yes, our forests are potentially dangerous place to be...especially around Pilsen, the castle of Lord Morbivod (frontman of Trollech and various other bm projects)
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04.10.2009 - 23:25
Deadpool
To be considered a metalhead, you must love metal. you don't have to dress like one, you don't have to go to concerts, you don't have to act a certain way. You just have to know what you love and never change it just because of the new trend. You just have to stick with who you are.
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